Appliance jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?

I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.

Where do orphans shop for home appliances?

Is your fridge running?

Why yes, it is!

Then you better go catch it!

Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.

How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?

When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun in a blender.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.

What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?

Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.

Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.

I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

Did you hear about the new German microwave? It has ten seats in it.

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

I started beating my washing machine because it wasn't working, my wife started crying.

What do orphans and TVs have in common?

At least one of them has a home.