Appliance jokes
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
Why do they call it oven, when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
Did you hear about Fridgetair
Kelvinator?
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
when you forget to close your fridge
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What do you call a baby with red on it?
A baby in a microwave.
What do you call a baby in a blender? A baby blender!
How do you make a dishwasher work again?
Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine! Lol.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."