Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying, "Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"