Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
It was a complete waste of money.
He just stands there applauding and saying
"Ooh, I love how smooth it is."
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
where do orphans shop at home apliance?
