Appliance jokes

What do you call it when a midget waves at you?

A microwave.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?

The fridge actually runs.

What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Hit your wife harder.

My dishwasher is broke.

I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.