Appearance

Appearance jokes

Penis

Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.

Girl

What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slick her hair back, she looks 15.

Memes

Mustache

"Knock knock?"

"Mustache."

"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"

Hairline

Your hairline pushed too far back.

Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D

Rose

I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂

Vacation

One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!

Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.

Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!

Face

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

Ghost

There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.

White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"

Robber

You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

Snack

What is Trump's favorite snack?

Cheetos.

(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)

Carrot

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.