Yo mama so ugly, when she go to church they say it's a demon!
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
You’re so short you would need a lift to kiss your bride.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
You're more uglier.
