Appearance jokes
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
Yo mama fat as fuck.
Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Ugly kid, people keep saying I'm ugly.
Me: They're certainly not wrong.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.