Appearance jokes
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Memes
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!