Appearance jokes

What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?

Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.

Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"

Me and your hairline go way back, years and years.

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

Friend, you so faaaat.

Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Butt cracks.

You are so ugly my man died.

Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.

What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?

Slicker hair back she looks 15.

Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

I used to hate facial hair,

but then it grew on me.