Appearance jokes
There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.
White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.
Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
You're so skinny, your mom actually enjoyed your birth!
Memes
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Like if you think oily men are hot.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D