Appearance jokes
Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Memes
Your mama is so ugly even Dora can't explore her.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Danny Devito looks like one of those men with a short, yet thick penis.
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back, she looks 15.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Like if you think oily men are hot.
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.