Appearance jokes

Yo hairline caused corruption.

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.

Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?

Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.

Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?

Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.