Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
You look like your mom and your dad had a child.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
the face of a murderer
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.
You're so ugly, when a pig saw you, it thought that you were their family member.
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell.
Bent and far back.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!