Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Appearance Jokes
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Me leaving the house after playing Far Cry 6 for 36 hours straight.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
