Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.

Your hairline is an artificial fact.

"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."

Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Take a step back... just like your hairline did.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

"I have a three-head."

"I have a four-head."

Bald people have a seven-head.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?

Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.