Appearance jokes
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
Yo hairline so bent even Bob the Builder can’t fix it!
Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
You look like my friend when he smile
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Yo hairline caused corruption.