Appearance

Appearance jokes

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.

Hairline

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

Mama

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Memes

Hairline

"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"

Head

Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!

Friend

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Face

You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.

That face needing some laughing pills.

Forehead

Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.

Forehead

Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!