Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Memes
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Yo hairline so large, you could land a fighter jet on it.
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing?
Your hairline.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Tuxedos suit you.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.