Appearance jokes
"Ring Ring! Hi, I've been needing to call you. Your hairline has been found by Dora after 25 years!"
Your momma so fat when she stepped on one scale, it broke. When she got another one, it said "TBC." She looked in the mirror, it broke.
Your forehead is so big that your mom stayed in the delivery room just to give birth to your head.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.