Appearance jokes
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your hairline is an artificial fact.
"(My beard actually connects.)" "Like the connection you never had with your father."
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
You look like my friend when he smile
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your head is so big, it looks like traffic is able to fit on it!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
You're pretty, pretty dumb.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
Take a step back... just like your hairline did.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.