Appearance jokes
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Your hairline looks like the inflation in America.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches in the World War.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
The first thing a man looks at in a woman, is her heart.
The fact that her breasts block the view is not her fault.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to unlock her phone with her face, it said, "disconnected."