Appearance jokes

You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.

What is Trump's favorite snack?

Cheetos.

(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)

If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.

Yo mama so ugly,

my screen cracked when she took her photo!

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!