Appearance jokes

Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.

Your hairline is so ugly, I thought you were Shrek!

Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.

Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

I know your hairline's pretty bent, but your gender's on a different level.

You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!