Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your forehead is so big that when you put glasses on top of your head, it falls off.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.
His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.
Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.
