Appearance jokes
Like if you think oily men are hot.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
You're so damn ugly that the robbers only go into your house to close the blinds.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
You have more chin than brain cells!
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly, but then I met you.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.