Appearance jokes
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
You look like a heroin addict in a women's refuge.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"