Appearance jokes

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.

The direction I'm looking.

The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!

I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?

Ugly.

I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.

How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?

They both got bleached!

I think your hairline is too stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.

"You're fat as a cow."

"......."

"Nope."

You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.

Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!

Your hairline is dancing umlando.

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.