What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.