Appearance jokes

Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.

Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.

Your Mom is so friking fat, that when she ripped her pants and went to the seamster, they said, "We don't sew curtains!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.

When someone calls me ugly, I get sad and hug them.

I know life can be difficult for those with weak vision.

My sister looks like Santa Claus.

"You are so pretty?"

"No, too many people!"

"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

Site nearly as dead as my trim.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.

Your mom is ugly.