Appearance jokes

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Marleigh is so fat and ugly.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.

I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?

Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

All dumbs aren't blonde.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)