Appearance

Appearance Jokes

I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable,

but I never realized they suited me.

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.

The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.

The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”

The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”

What is the difference between a priest and a zit?

The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!