Appearance jokes

You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.

Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

How do you know if a chick is too fat?

If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.

You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.

Yo mama is so ugly Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix that!"

Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?

Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!

All dumbs aren't blonde.

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?

A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.

You have more chin than brain cells!

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.

Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.