Appearance jokes
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
Your hairline receded like the girls did after the party.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
anyone else change
Your nan's bald.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.