Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Your mom is so hairy that King Kong got jealous of her.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Waking up wit a tank top
You're so ugly the densest told you to lay face down.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Ya forehead so big Sakura's forehead seemed small.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Your face is a joke.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL