Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Tuxedos suit you.
Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Your mama so ugly she went by a TV and missed eight episodes.
"You is so black your mama fainted."
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
