Appearance jokes
Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your hairline is so far back that it killed the dinosaurs.
Your face.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Make like your hairline and scram!
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Anybody can use this :)
Slow and steady wins the race, but it won't fix your ugly face. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.