You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
One day I was very happy, I managed to win lottery and receive free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia! Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived towards me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why is he doing this only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruin my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
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A prisoner dug out of prison, he appeared in a playground, he said, "I'm free, I'm free." A kid said, "so what I'm four."
roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe
There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet
If theres a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear
The police police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me. She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand. Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys I asked and she said that’s my fam as well I noticed an Alabama drivers license I asked where which one was her dad she said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter I casually asked what he did for work self employed she said That’s the last time I use ancestry.com
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea? A LightBulbasaur.
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Roses are Red Violets are blue I thought shrek was ugly, until I saw you
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
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