Appearance jokes

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.

The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.

This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!

The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.

You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.

I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.

Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"

Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister.

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your hairline goes so far back, I remember seeing it in the Stone Age.

Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.

Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

You look like a cat.

Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!