Cremation and Hot Bodies

The joke plays on the double meaning of "smokin' hot." It humorously links the idea of being physically attractive with the literal burning of a body during cremation. It's self-deprecating because the speaker implies that they will only be considered "hot" after death.

• Cremation
• Body
• Funeral
• Fire
• Funny
• Death

• Do you know what the secret is to have a smoking hot body? Cremation.
• Do you ever consider during the cremation that the meat is well done?
• What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death? They get a discount at the crematorium.
• I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.