Appearance jokes
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Your hairline and your mom go way back.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
Your hairline and forehead must be friends, because they go way back further than the universe.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Maybe if you get a better hairline, your dad will come back with the milk.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Your hairline is so big, it's bigger than the universe!