Appearance jokes

Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

Son: A ugly girl.

Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

Son: A pretty one might run away.

Dad: So an ugly one might too.

Son: Yeah, but who cares?

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.

You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.

A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮

B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.

A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.

How do you know you’re ugly?

If you always get handed the camera for group photos.

Yo mama so ugly she made happy meals cry.

I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.

My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.