Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe
There are two type of faces The handsome one but the wallet is ugly Then there is this personal face full of bump's but even they lack the wallet
you look like a cat
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
The police police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
If theres a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
Roses are Red Violets are blue I thought shrek was ugly, until I saw you
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
Husband: I look fat can someone compliment me?
Wife: you have good eyesight.
KimJongUn thicc af
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
i bet when your mom first saw you she said oh my god this aint my child my child would look amazing
