Appearance jokes

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.

My forehead blew up because I saw yours at the forehead shop!

Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.

Yo hairline is so bad, it is worse than Vegeta's.

As a woman, why is your stomach bigger than your bums? 😒

Husband: My wife and I went to the beach today.

Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit.

Husband: The second we entered the beach,

Pedestrians: "TSUNAMI! TSUNAMI!"

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.

Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.

Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.

Yo momma so ugly, the Devil started going to church!

Your hairline goes back to the first century.

Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.