Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.

Mase looks like a fat gay dude.

If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."

Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.

The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.

So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"

He pimples?

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.

Your mama is so ugly that when she walked in the bank, they had to turn off the cameras.

Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."

Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.

Nobody.

I think your hairline might have the hiccups.

Answer to it: You might have to give it a wash in the shower.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

Y'all is ugly!

You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.