Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Roast
You have such a big forehead it has a 6 pack on it!
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Low taper fade
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Your hairline pushed too far back.
Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.