Appearance jokes

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

Your mom is ugly.

Yo mama so ugly Joe Biden was jelly.

This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

Your hairline is like Spiderman: far from forehead.

Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.

My little sister that is 10 is so ugly her hairline can't even be found by Dora the Explorer.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.

When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

FUCKING MENT

Your mom is so ugly, you look like her. Oh, got 'em!

My bully: Your face is ugly.

Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.

My bully: :(

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.

Why is your mom ugly, bozo?

Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......

And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*