Appearance jokes
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
like this if u think its sexy
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Beauty is blind? Ya damn right, 'cause that's what happened when she saw your ass.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.