Appearance jokes
I thought God didn't make mistakes, but then I saw your face.
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Ali A's face.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
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Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Your mama is so ugly.
The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.
You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half Black.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.