Appearance

Appearance jokes

Genie

    • The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.

    So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"

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    • Hairline

    • This boy said, "Get your hairline straight." I said, "Girls don't have a hairline. How about you go to the barber shop and let your barber do your hair 10 times worse than he did the first time."

    Appearance memes

    Girl

    • Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.

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    • Cousin

    • When you look exactly like your dead cousin and everybody thinks she faked her death.

    FUCKING MENT

    Head

    • Why does Job have an Area 51 head? Because his head is the shape of a 🦖.

    Creature

    • I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.

    He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.

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