Appearance jokes

Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!

Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?

Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?

His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.

The girl in the picture has no ass.

Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.

Your hairline.

If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!

Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.

Your face.

You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.

You're so ugly you got stuff for free.

You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.

You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.

You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.

What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?

Nothing, they're both receding.