Appearance jokes

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"

I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"

She said, "Why?"

I said, "'Cause it's your twin."

Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Your momma is so ugly, the director thought she was a real zombie.

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

Your hairline pushed too far back.

Lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith :D

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?

Nothing, they both ran off.

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.