Appearance jokes

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Bully: Your fat.

Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

You built like you in the 1980's!

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

My wiener's small.

You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your outfit. Har har!

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.