Appearance jokes
Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Tuxedos suit you.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.