Appearance jokes
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix you!"
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
You look like a burger.
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!
Yo hairline is a distraction to my education.
My face.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
Luigi was dying and had two sons. Bruno was handsome, but Alberto was ugly.
He said, "Maria, tell me, is Alberto my son?"
"Yes, Luigi," his wife said, and he died happily.
Wife said, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other one!"