Appearance jokes
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.