Appearance jokes
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
Arden is so fat!
You built like you in the 1980's!
Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.