Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Appearance Jokes
Hot man is sexy.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Your hairline!
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
I talked to your doctor. He said you wasn’t going to make it because your stretch marks look like pieces of bacon.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
