Appearance jokes

You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

Coworker, why is Sara so blue?

Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.

I used to know a guy from a nudist colony.

Man, I tell you, nothing looked good on him!

Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.

Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.

Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

My wiener's small.

You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your outfit. Har har!

Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.

Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.

Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?

Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.

Fat: Dang...

Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.

Hot man is sexy.

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”