Appearance jokes
Inela, your hairline goes so far back I remember seeing it in the stone age! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
My wiener's small.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Memes
Bro hes not bald
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Hot man is sexy.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!