You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Your hairline looks like a car!
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
Your forehead is so big that Mastermind thought you were his long lost brother!
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
You are so ugly my man died.
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mustache." "Mustache who?" "I mustache you a question, but I'm shaving it for later."
