Appearance jokes
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Your hairline looks like a car!
It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Memes
Me showing up to school thinking I had a glow up
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Hot man is sexy.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Your hairline!
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.
Bully: Agh, you're ugly!
Me: Said your mom when you were born.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Even the barber couldn't fix that hairline.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your mom gay, Evan.
Mom hot.