Appearance jokes

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.

Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"

Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

It would be a miracle if someone figured out the length of your hairline.

My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.

Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.