Appearance jokes
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
You're so fake, Barbie was jealous of you!
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
What's the difference between you and a Barbie? There is no difference. Both of your faces are fake.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Remember the big forehead kid who said, "Give me a knife, I'm going to kill myself" because of being bullied?
His head was too big to even exist, and that's why he's dead.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?
Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!
Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.