Appearance jokes
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Jorden Calerendiá.
I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.
🙍🏼♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!
🙇🏼♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*
🙇🏼♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!
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So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."