What is blue, green, flat, and has teeth?
The Earth, but I lied about the teeth.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke sets you up to think of something that fits the description, like a weird animal. But then BAM! It's the Earth, which is totally unexpected because, newsflash, planets don't have teeth, genius. And you know, I heard that you still use a rotary phone. Sad.
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You can get those jokes offline. I've done it. Make up ur own stuff
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Also the Earth is not flat...
your mom
THE EARTH IS FLAT YOU STUPID BIMBO
Your gay lol
The Earth is flat, just like my girlfriend