ANS jokes
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
Memes
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
What's the fastest way to stop an argument between a bunch of deaf people?
Just switch off the lights.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What hit the ground first in a tree, a leaf or an emo kid?
The leaf, because an emo kid got a rope to save him!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
If you killed an orphan's family... oh wait!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.