ANS jokes
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why was an orphan loving school?
Because the people actually came back.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
We thought that my mother died in the best way possible, during her sleep.
But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
The West is dying...just like the romance of an empire, especially the western part of the empire. Funny that, 'cause the East was going strong.
I am an orphan...
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?