ANS jokes
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Memes
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
Why was an oven so smart?
It had 70 degrees.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?