ANS jokes

A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.

The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"

Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"

Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"

If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.

So I threw a coconut at her.

What is the other word for an orphan?

Paren't.

I came on for an orphan joke.

Then I realized they are a joke.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

What do an M&M and juice have in common?

Window.

Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.

Mom: Witherspoon.

Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!

When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?

What’s an emo's favorite game?

The emo within.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.