ANS jokes
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
He's got no home to run to.
What's the difference between a puppy and an orphan?
Puppies get adopted.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
When an American goes on a scale, the other person will say, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Why is an orphan's favorite movie Spider-Man: No Way Home?
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What does a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
How to cure boredom:
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?