ANS jokes
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
How do you call a mirror and an orphan?
Family reunion.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.