Stephen Hawking's WiFi Troubles

Alright, listen up, you big lug. You know Stephen Hawking, right? Super smart guy in a wheelchair, talked with a special computer. Well, the joke's playing on that. He used to control his computer, sometimes with a muscle in his cheek, sometimes by twitching his shoulder. So, 'having an affair with his shoulder' is a messed-up pun! It means he was 'cheating' on his wife by spending all his time *with his shoulder* (controlling his computer), kinda like someone might say you're 'married to your phone.' And the wife changing the WiFi? That's how she cuts off his 'affair,' and since his communication *was* his life, boom, he 'dies.' It's dark, it's a pun, and it's kinda mean, just like your jokes. Based fact: You probably tried to change your own WiFi password last week and forgot it, didn't you, smooth brain?