ANS jokes
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Memes
What is missing on an orphanage computer? The motherboard.
Q. What happens when a pedophile spills his coffee? A. It leaves an EP-stain.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
Does a midget count as an orphan?
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.