Animal jokes
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
RIP Harambe.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!