Animal

Animal Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's head as it hits the windshield of a car going 80 mph? Its butt.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?

"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."

The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"