When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?
A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.