Animal jokes
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
Q. Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
A. Because it has a silent pee.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
bro what?
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
"I work with animals," the man said to his date.
His date said, "I love a man who works with animals. What job is it for the animal?"
"I am a butcher," said the man.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.