Animal jokes
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
I’ve just discovered that cock fighting is done with chickens.
12 months of training completely wasted.
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.