Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
I say "cow poop," cows say "moonure."
What do you call a wild cow in a shop with old things?
A bull in a china shop.
Why did the koala go to bed?
Because it was leafing.
A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
I like zebras.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
A swan, a goose, and a penguin walked into a bar... I ducked.
What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common?
Both are not a lamp.
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
What creature takes the most medicine?
Caterpillar.
Anyone who says they don't like cats has never had one cooked right...
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
