What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Why can’t Helen Keller jump out of an airplane?
It scares the shit out of her dog.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.