Animal jokes
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.
So I stayed at my friend's house for a few days, and I was like, "OMG, why?" So, I am going home because I’m going to my best friend's house.
Why was the duck arrested?
Because it was caught selling quack.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
Meet your new evil overlord
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.