Animal jokes
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Memes
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" π©π©π©
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.