Animal jokes
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
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Spread the cat gun.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^