What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Animal Jokes
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!
What do you call a bee that produces milk? Booby.
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
I met an orphan with a dog yesterday. I chose the dog.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog, it was impossible to put down.
I was taking my dog on a long walk when I heard a loud scream. I ran towards the sound. There I found Penaldo sinking in a pit of mud. I was trying to help him out when my dog said, "Leave him, he's been in the mud for years." I walked away shocked but not surprised.
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their blubber.
What do you call the mushy stuff between sharks' teeth?
A slow swimmer...
