Animal jokes
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Memes
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What’s the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.