Animal jokes
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I'm Asian and there is a saying that dogs are man's best friends. They are my best friends because they keep me from starving.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.
Memes
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
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Spread the cat gun.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.