Animal jokes
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Memes
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We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Why are camels known as ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Arab semen.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
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Spread the cat gun.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.
When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.