What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
When My do starts to bark he starts to get ruff
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? -- "Quack, quack."
2 cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: good thing i'm a helicopter.
What's the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!
knock knock who is there cows go cows go who no cows go moooooooooooo not whooooooooooooooooooooo
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house
Moo mooo moooooooo(screaming)
why couldn't the penguin cross the road?It was ran over🐧
What did the bus say to the mail? Dog
What do you call a 18+ animal jam
Play Wild
Why does animals cross the road because it is funny do you say dogs and cats
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a"
monky
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend? You're my boo.
MooMooMooMoo
Lol dick I'm the dick and duck
God creates a wasp :) God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly. Angel: okay... a bug. God: now give it’s face a sword, but it has a hole so it’s basically a mouth. Angel: weird.. but okay... God: and give it wings. Angel: eh, not half bad Go- God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS Angel: *shook* o-okay God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out. Angel: .-. God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give ‘em a taste ‘o that! *evil grin* Angel: *cries* Angel: *whispers; I’m so sorry..*
Good morning? Goodbye
what do you call animal under ground, a fossil.
