Animal jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."
His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the National Zoo.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
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Spread the cat gun.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣