Animal

Animal jokes

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Frog

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

Memes

Fish

Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.

Rooster

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^

Chicken

Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Joe: Why?

Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.

Jimmy: Knock knock.

Joe: Who’s there?

Jimmy: It’s the chicken.

Cow

How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.

Donkey

A Chinese guy said to his friend: "I saw you fucking your donkey yesterday."

His friend: "No, that's impossible, it's too hot inside."

Titanic

A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.

Prick

Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.

Grape

What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

Orphanage

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.