Animal jokes
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
A dog walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
The humor of it is probably related to the Sumer way of life (and has been lost), but the words remain.
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Students: "Meat."
Teacher: "Very good. Now what does the pig give you?"
Students: "Bacon."
Teacher: "And finally, what does the fat cow give you?"
One of the students: "Homework!"
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Why is a bee's hair so smooth and sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
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There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.