Animal

Animal jokes

Orphan

What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?

Nothing, they are both orphans.

Penis

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

Memes

Chicken

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

CONSPIRACY!!!

Frog

What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?

The frog might be on his way to a gig!

Alligator

People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.

He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.

Orphan

Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?

Dogs get loved.

Horse

What type of horse can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Orphan

What’s the difference between a dog and parents?

If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.