Animal jokes
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! π€£π€£π€£
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
Memes
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Spread the cat gun.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What does a pig call its dad... mom? π
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What makes a raccoon π¦ very rich?
Its rings!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
RIP Harambe.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.