Animal jokes
What did the cow say every morning?
Good moorning!
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
Why did the duck get arrested?
He tried to quack a safe.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
What did the grape say when the fox stepped on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
my cat grew legs
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird!
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What did Ahsan do?
Meow meow.
A chicken walks into a bar.
He orders Dr. Pepper.
He then lays a good scrambled egg.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date? Because he didn't want to see the bill.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.