If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Animal Jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What does a pig call its dad... mom? π
Why shouldn't you get in a fight with a dinosaur?
You'll get jur ass kicked.
The last thing I said to my dog was,
"Play dead."
What makes a raccoon π¦ very rich?
Its rings!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
RIP Harambe.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back?
To keep his nuts dry.
What type of cartoon do spiders like to watch the most?
Web Cartoons!
What type of horse can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Whatβs the difference between a dog and parents?
If an orphan calls their name, only the dog comes back.
What do you call a stupid pig? A pious.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
