What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
A baby seal walks into a club...
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Why was the giraffe late to work?
Because it got caught in a giraffic jam.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
