What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Animal Jokes
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
What turns green, purple, and white? A chameleon.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
What do cats have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
What's the difference between an orphan and a puppy?
Parents enjoy the presents of a puppy.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Knock knock.
"Cow goes."
No, silly, cows go moo!
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do you call an alligator that reads maps? Navigator.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
Why did the little boy cry?
He had a frog nailed to his face and stapled to each of his fins. The frogs were his personal molesters.
