Animal jokes
What did one squirrel say to the other? "Do you have any nuts?"
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-of-war?
A: Pulled pork.
Why do bees sting?
Because they're pricks.
Memes
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! đŠ¸đđ
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they donât have any pockets.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Letâs go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
Whatâs the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
Whatâs the difference between cat food and tonightâs dinner?
Nothing, itâs all just mystery meat.