Animal jokes
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Friends are like penguins: if you stab them, they die. 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
If chickens wake up when the rooster crows, then when do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What do cows call money?
Moola.
What do bats like to eat?
Bloodsuckers! 🩸🍭😂
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What has four legs and one arm?
A rottweiler at a park.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
How does a penguin build a house?
Igloos it together.