what go moo- c0w share this with youre frends !!!11!!1!!!!!11!!!!
Driving on a road at night and hit a speed bump. Remember there are no speed bumps..... I hit bambie
what do you call a amazing goat
a goat-zing
What do you call an alligator detective?? An investi- gator
I'm happy that i named my dog i know what you did. Its funny to see how much people get scared when i call him.
HEY ANIME GIRL I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT JAYDEN IS A BOY AND WE GOT BACK TOGETHER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU NEVER HAD A CHANGE SO HAHAHAHAH
What do you call a grey, fat and very old unicorn? A rhino
Meow Meow I'm a cow, i said Meow Meow i'm a cow
What do you call a squirrel with wings? A flying squirrel, it's pretty self-explanatory.
Caesar salad jack and jill little johny koala Zebra monkey vegetables bus baa bus
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dines or a cat u sores
Why are chickens so awesome ? (Bcauseeee) Chicken noise
What did the swearing hen say?
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK! (It's cluck)
What did the cussing rooster say?
Cock-a-poo-dle phew!
Bestie hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!!
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose
A fish was swimming around in a pond when he noticed a fly flyin around about six inches above the water. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, I could have myself a nice meal.”
There was a bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, that fish will come up for that fly, and I can catch that fish and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will go for the fish, and I can shoot the bear and have myself a nice meal.”
There was a mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich and I can have myself a nice meal.”
There was a cat in a tree watching the mouse watching the hunter watching the bear watching the fish watching the fly. He thought, “if that fly drops six inches, the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear, drop his sandwich, the mouse will go for the sandwich, and I can catch that mouse and have myself a nice meal.”
Then it all happened
The fly dropped six inches
The fish came up and caught the fly
The bear came out and caught the fish
The hunter got up to shoot the bear and dropped his sandwich
The mouse went for the sandwich
The cat jumped from the tree, missed, and landed in the pond
The lesson that can be learned here is that every time a fly drops six inches, a pussy gets wet.
Student: There is 505 rocks in a car, if 8 fall out how many are left Teacher: There will be 497 rocks left Student: Ok!! Student: How do you put a alligator in a closet Teacher: You can't it wont fit Student: No!! Student: Just open the door, put the alligator in, then close the door Teacher: Ohhh now i get it
What do u call an octopus dad? an octodad
What did one dog say to another dog? I love you
Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it died.
