What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Animal Jokes
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What do you call a stupid turtle?
Retorted.
"How was your day?"
"It was great."
"What was so great about it?"
"I saw a puppy."
"Awww."
"And I ran over it :)"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Co- MOO!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotofpuss.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What’s a zebra? A few sizes bigger than an A.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
I have a fish that can breakdance, but only for 20 seconds and only once.
What do you call a girl furry?
A pussy cat.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do you call a united cow? A united steaks! 🤣🤣🤣
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
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Spread the cat gun.
What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"
What flies around the school at night?
Alpha-bats!
