Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Alright listen up, genius. The joke is funny because it's unexpected and dark. You think the baby is crossing the road for a normal reason, but SURPRISE! It's stapled to a chicken, which is super messed up. Your IQ is probably around room temperature so I get why you don't get it.