Animal jokes
What did the snake say to the mouse? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
Friday.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of money, and he asks the bartender what's up with that jar of money.
Bartender says you gotta do 3 tasks. He takes the shot of Jack, and the customer says, "What are the tasks?" He says, "The 1st one is, well the 1st 1 is, I got about a 12' gator in the back that's got a bad tooth, and you gotta pull it." He says, "All right, what's the 2nd 1?" He said, "I got a big old girl upstairs that ain't had no loving in a long time, you gotta make her smile." He takes another shot of Jack. He said, "All right, what's the 3rd 1?" He said, "You see that horse outside, you gotta make him laugh and cry."
Guy goes upstairs, goes out back, comes out to the front, comes back in. The other customer said, "Give him the jar." The guy says, "I took care of that lady's tooth, and I made that alligator smile."
"Well how'd you make the horse laugh?" he said. "Easy, I told him I had a bigger deck then him."
Bartender says, "How did you make him cry?" He said, "Easy, I showed him."
pop pop meow?
What do you call a llama that was in 9/11? Osama Bin Llama.
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
What has four legs and one arm? A rottweiler at a park.
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
My dog died.
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I saw a monkey yesterday, and thought it was you.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,
"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"
She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.
And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"
What’s the difference between a cat and a dog? It’s easier to throw a cat against the wall.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.