A salamander came by me the other and he AXOLTOL questions. BA DUM TSS!!!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "what do I see here? Corn beef!?"
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you? Because they stinks and now the room smells like elephant shit.
they killed a whole family of crows.. it was a murder!... they killed a bunch of ravens..what a conspiracy!!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey?!
what do you call a male ladybug trans
What happens if you sit under a cow You get a pat an the head
What do you call a priest that is a furry? A catholic
what happens when you eat a cat I love to eat cats for dinner
What do you call a smart blonde Labrador!
What to you call someone who has sex with foals, calves and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
The thing about animals is every time you pick one up, you have to put it down.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish It tasted funny
Why don't people sit next to the cheatah during a test Because he's a cheatah
why did the crows form a charity? because its all for good caws!
where did the cows go to a date? to the mooovies
how to goldfish know when to eat? they don't they have a memory span of 3 seconds
Why did the otter cross the road?
To get to the otter side.
