One day my pet bark at me and so I got scared anWas my dad actually it was weird you should’ve saw him and so the goes on in the day because he likes to run around The house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
why did the chicken cross the road?-it didn't
A bear walks into bar and ask the barkeep "Can i have a grilled...............cheese" and the barkeep asks the bear "Whats with the big pause" the bears says "Well I'm a bear"
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it
A chef named his chicken Richard and named a rooster Ballz. A guy walks up and asks the chef what he's cooking he replies "my dick and balls"
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote. he got stuck in a trap chewed of three of his legs and was still stuck
I asked my dog this morning how her weeks been going- she said "ruff". I feel her you know? I feel her.
a cow was walking down the road and it saw a beautiful cloud in the sky so it said "that is an a-moo-zing cloud'
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler. You're the bunny, and I'm the rottweiler
What did the cow tell an indian?
Moo!
"What do you call a vegan cow?" "A vegan cow" :/ OR "A regular cow" 🐄🙌
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A Dildo.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shlt-zhu
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator
Why does a chicken cross the road
To poop and pee in the potty
From My 6 year old sister
your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet
