Animal

Animal jokes

Bug

Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...

BA-DUM CHHH!

Memes

Grape

What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?

It said nothing, just let out a little wine.

Dog

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.

Cow

What’s the point in a cow going to the cinema? To be a-moo-sed!

Ass

Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Cat

This is how big cats were named.

"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."

"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."

World

You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.

Rooster

What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

Frog

What happened to the frog that partied illegally?

He got TOAD away!

Dad

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"

Terrorist

Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The terrorists both say, "A beer."

The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

Bunny

This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.

Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.

Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"

Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.