Animal jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
IM now only doing duck memes
What do cows use to do their homework? A cowculator.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Which Roman emperor was a mouse?
Julius Cheeser.
Why does the Flash eat ostriches? Because he likes fast food.
What do you use to strap an eagle's nest together?
An eagle-lastic band!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What do you call a cow that lives in Africa? Moo-fasa!
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
Octopussy.
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! 😂