Animal jokes
Why did the roster cross the road twice?
To prove it was not a chicken.
Which scary movie did the bear refuse to watch?
The Bear Witch Project.
This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why did the Emo Chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Why did the cow go to outer space?
To see the moooon!
The guy who discovered milk... What did he do with the cow?!
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck could chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
What’s the Difference Between a Cat and a Comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A: A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it, 'cause it ain't gonna come to you.