what did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
Im a Cheetah
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
What did one ☝️ cat 🐈 say to the other? Happy 😃
I just watched a prog am about beavers. It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen.😂😂😂
Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal
Friend: Sure
Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead
Me: Aren't you my son
Friend: So that's what mom was trying to hide from me
Boy:crap I hit a deer Girl:awe...I guess It’s not so much of a dear Boy:...
Boy:get the hell out
Q:What black, white and Asian? A: A Panda...
What do you call a sleeping cow? A bull-dozer.
Why did the koala cross the road? To get to the big tree
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶
what's black and red/read all over? a baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
