Why didn't the squirrel wanna go swimming because he didnt wanna get his nuts wet
What do you get when you cross a cow with a fish?
A genetically unstable animal that is impossible and would die instantly upon existing. If it could live, it would be a deformed, parasitic tumor that undulates through people.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
A bear is like your best mate harry If you stab them They die from a stab wound
Hi 👋 I love my dog 🐶
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" UwU
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear jumpsuits
I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
My grand father had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
why are bald eagles bald? because you're bald!!
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth? -- The dentist!
What do you call a octopus with eight legs? a octo-pussy!!!
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
What is the name of the bear capitol?
Koala Lumpur
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Q: What's an animation similar to finding nemo but the fish has cancer? A: Finding kemo
What do you get when you cross a eagle with a lion? A grifen
why did the cow cross the road? cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie
What is a vampire's favourite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
