What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Animal Jokes
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat.
Why didn't the cows eat the lemon grass?
It made sour milk.
What kind of dogs do miners like best?
Golden retrievers, haha, get it?
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fish with no eyes.
Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
What do you call a dinosaur that loves sucking dino dick?
Sucks-alota-cocka-sorass.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
