Animal jokes
Bald Eagle.
What did the cat say when he got mad?
I'm hissed!
Two female mice met and one spoke:
"Yesterday I met a mouse. He was black, and he had wings, and he had some cool, sharp teeth. He said he only ate at night."
Other mouse: "Umm... that's a bat."
"That asshole! He told me that he is a pilot!"
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I like your cut, G.
*Slaps really hard*
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
What do you call a dead fly? -- A flew.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
These are bee puns.🐝
I BEElieve you are eager to hear!🐝
I love to BEE a little 9 years old writing on this page.🐝
(Last one) I want to BEEcome a BEE. ;-; I kid... Like this now and please Subscribe to Kelly Qin on YouTube and she is my mom and she has a bake channel!
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.
It's a shitzu.