Why did the chicken enter the cave? Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
Knock knock who's there? rabid cow rabid cow who? hold on I need to get my gun....
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter, as I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set and the entire animal shelter was burned down. A few hours later I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why, I replied "I couldn't find any" She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?
What's a pigs favorite ballet?
Swine Lake
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind
What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees? A meringue-atang
[god creating the parrot] OK HOW ABOUT A TYEDYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
what has 4legs, than 3 legs, than 2 legs, than 1 leg, than no legs
a baby you cut one off each time
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? BaBOOM
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
BugsBunny!
Why do cheetah always win the race because he cheats duh
What's a bulls favorite body part? an Eye-BULL!!
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like
Peat a panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said you can’t beat me I’m a cheetah and peat said yeah you are a cheetah cheetah
Why do the French eat snails? – They don’t like fast food!!,!
When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!
