Animal jokes
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?