Animal jokes
What time do you think dogs are not happy?
Bulldogs.
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
There lived a jackal in a forest. He did not get the day's food, so he was very hungry and wandered throughout the forest, but could not find any food. Finally, he decided to go to the city. As he was walking into the city, he heard some dogs bark. Soon, he found a group of dogs running towards him, so he rushed into a nearby house which belonged to a dyer and fell into a tub filled with blue dye. The dogs that were chasing him returned back as they could not find him. The jackal came out blue from the tub and went into the forest. Every animal in the forest was frightened to see a new animal. The jackal realized that all animals were afraid of him and took advantage of the situation. He called the animals towards him. The jackal said, "Oh my dear friends, I have been sent by gods in heaven to protect you all. I will be the king of this jungle." All the animals became very happy. Everyday they served him food and took care of all his needs. They came to him with all their problems and listened to what their king said. One day as the king jackal was sitting by the court, he heard a pack of jackals howling in the forest. For a long time, he had not heard these voices. He felt very happy, forgetting he was the king, he howled back immediately. All the animals knew who he really was and started chasing him in anger, but the jackal was already on the run.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.