What kind of fish do people eat? DEEP fried fish
A salamander came by me the other and he AXOLTOL questions. BA DUM TSS!!!
you look like a cat
What did the chicken say when he saw ahuman running around uncontrollably? "its running around like a human with its head cut off"
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave? I dont have a slave in my sex dungeon.
I felt bad for a dog and u look yo my left and the was a orthin and I said I will make you a web site and I said there won't me a homepage
they killed a whole family of crows.. it was a murder!... they killed a bunch of ravens..what a conspiracy!!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys... Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey?!
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you? Because they stinks and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What is a four leg animal called that can fly
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
I would give you a thrashing but that would be animal abuse.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS
What do dogs drink? Pupsi
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A RHYMING PARROT
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
I’m part of the anti anime association but I’m starting to like anime. what do I do?
And for the joke- what do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls- sparky
