Animal jokes
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
I’m becoming a litter bit more zebra everyday.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
If a cat or a dog plays Among Us, it will wanna be the impawstor.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.