Animal

Animal Jokes

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked.

"Not a bunch, a herd," her friend replied.

"Heard of what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Of course I've heard of cows."

"No, a cow herd."

"What do I care what a cow heard? I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?

At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the retard's house.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The chicken.

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