Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
Animal Jokes
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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
Why do I call my dog a vibrator?
Because every time my dog acts like a dildo, I beat him, and when I beat him, he shakes. What do you call a shaking dildo? A vibrator, therefore I call my dog a vibrator.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Good morning? Goodbye!
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon!
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You'd run away too if your name was OAhHhPrhhHK.
Why'd the snake cross the road? It was in the chicken's butt.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead, DUHHHHHHHHHHH!
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
