Animal jokes
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
Guess what?
What?
Chicken butt!
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
What do you call a three humped camel?
A prostitute from New York.
Caesar salad, Jack and Jill, little Johnny Koala,
Zebra, monkey, vegetables, bus, baa, bus.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
What is the similarity between a sloth and a depressed kid?
They both hang from trees.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!