Animal jokes
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Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Meow meow meow meow :p
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
I'm a fat cow.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?