Animal jokes
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Meow meow meow meow :p
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.