Animal jokes
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
I'm a fat cow.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"
The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.