Animal jokes
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
MooMooMooMoo
Three boy chihuahua were hot about this girl chihuahua. She tells them, "I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence."
First dog says, "I love cheese, but liver is bland."
She replies, "Really original."
Next dog, "I love liver, but cheese makes me constipated."
She replies, "Ew, gross."
Third dog steps up, "Man, liver alone cheese mine."
Winner dog 3.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Have a cat pic
Meow meow meow meow :p
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????