Animal jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter; it ain’t coming to you.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
pop pop meow?
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!
What can fly?
Bird.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
I can't see the bee.
It's by the beehive.
Why was Timmy sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
You
You
You're the cow.
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
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