Animal jokes
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
Why do orphans love dogs?
Because dogs stay with them.
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Where did a chicken orphan go?
A foster home.
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
In Africa, a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty. The kangaroo said that when they have no water, they dig a hole and water comes out of it. Then the kangaroo dug, and in one minute the koala asked if there was any water. The kangaroo said no, and the koala had to wait for many minutes. Soon water came out of the hole, and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water. The kangaroo wanted water too, so he tried to pull out the koala, but instead, his tail got chopped off, and then they never became friends again.
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.