Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
Animal Jokes
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
I'm a fat cow.
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?
Still no idea. 😂
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Once a monkey lived in a jamun tree. His friend, a crocodile, came there to eat jamun everyday. The second day, he ate some jamun and left some for his wife. Soon, his wife said, "Why don't you kill this monkey?"
The crocodile was sad and then asked the monkey to come to his place. The monkey said, "What if I drown?" The crocodile said, "Jump on my back." The monkey jumped on his back. The crocodile soon said, "I am gonna kill you. My wife is sick and wants to eat your heart." The monkey said, "I left my heart on the jamun tree." Then the crocodile swam back to the jamun tree and the monkey jumped on the tree.
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
God creates a wasp :)
God: Okay, so make it reeeeally tiny. Like less than half a fly.
Angel: okay... a bug.
God: now give it's face a sword, but it has a hole so it's basically a mouth.
Angel: weird.. but okay...
God: and give it wings.
Angel: eh, not half bad Go-
God: NOW MAKE IT EAT THE BLOOD OF ALL LIVING ANIMALS AND HUMANS
Angel: *shook* o-okay
God: okay. Now make sure whenever a human is bit it feels the pain of a million suns burning it, making it scratch until it bleeds out.
Angel: . - .
God: and make sure it also transfers diseases through the species. Give 'em a taste 'o that! *evil grin*
Angel: *cries*
Angel: *whispers; I'm so sorry..*
What is a monkey with a head?
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
