Animal jokes
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Memes
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
What is a fish without an eye?
A fsh, LOL!
Oh, Mom, there is poop in the toilet still.
Mom: Oh, that was me and the dog.
Me: Wait, what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
What did a cat say to the dog?
"I will kill and eat you hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehehehehehehehehheehehhehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheeehehehehehehehe"
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To Mario.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't f***ing matter, it's still not f***ing coming.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!