Animal jokes
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
Duck!!
Where??
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
A bird was on a branch at school today. I turn away to talk to my friends, and another bird was there when I turned around. I turn around again, and the birds are having fucking sex!!!
What the fuck.
Now I've seen everything.
What is a doe called with no legs?
•" No legged deer."
What do you call a deer with no ears?
•" No eared deer."
What do you call a deer with no eye?
•" No eye deer."
XDDDDDD
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What did the cow jump over?
The Moon.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.