There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
Why did the cow go to space? To go to the moon.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
Ex-girlfriend: “I can smell fish.”
Ex-boyfriend: “I can smell sh*t.”
Ex-boyfriend: “Well, how many boys swam down there?”
Ex-girlfriend: “20!”
Fish: “Wasn’t me, I don’t swim around mistakes.”
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side and meet his friend.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
