Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Okay, so the joke is playin' on words, see? "Vente, Baca" sounds like "went across" but it's actually Spanish for "Come here, cow." Chickens aren't cows, and they don't listen to cows anyway. You probably didn't get that because your brain is as smooth as a bowling ball.