Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
Animal Jokes
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
You are a fat pig.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
bnb dcnb cbf
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
