Cousin: Hey, is that an octopus?
Me: Yes, what, it is just an octopus.
Cousin: Oh yeah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Octopus touch me!
Me: What, it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d[id].
Cousin and the Octopus
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you dummy! The joke is all about the cousin's over-the-top reaction to an octopus, and the joke teller's confusion. Explain bear thinks that you, just like the cousin, would be extremely scared of an octopus. Also, I know your search history includes 'How to train your pet rock'.
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i do not get it
Anonymous
i do not get it