Animal jokes
What is an egg?
Two rabbits were racing. Neither could get ahead, so they ended in a hare-tie!
The butt quack one.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
There were 32 cows. Twenty-eight chickens. How many were there?
There were 32 cows. Twenty ate chickens. How many were there?
me😊
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Ever wonder why pandas are endangered? Well, China's overcrowded, and therefore they're starving. They have to eat...
Panda: "My god. They're coming! Run! They're hungry! Run! Roll down the hill!"
Chinese People At Bottom Of Mountain With Spears: "Ching chong wing bong KABOB!!!"
You look as fat as a pig.
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Why can't cheetahs run forever? Because they run out of breath!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
What do squirrels eat?
Nuts. 🥜
Once, I ate a skunk. It was hard because I didn't get it down the whole way.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet? Because the “p” is silent.
Why don’t you have a pet cheetah?
There cheetah you.
Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
What did the walrus say when they lost the remote?
"Walrus the remote!"