What is a cheetah's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
Animal Jokes
What did all the humans say when all the pets left town?
A doggone catastrophe!
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What is the difference between a horse and a rabbit?
A horse can't hoop.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
If you ever get chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that.
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
What sound do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
Meow.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
Why did the rhino eat the car?
Poop.
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
Still no fucking idea.
