Animal jokes
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Why didn't the koala climb up the tree?
Comment down below!
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
Why did the snake eat a panda?
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, houses can't jump at all.
What's the difference between a redhead and an orangutan?
Some people adopt orangutans.
Why didn't the bear go to college?
Because bears don't go to college.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
What did the chicken say when he crossed the road?
Quack!
How do you keep a bull from charging?
You take its credit card away.