Animal jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
MEOM!
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare?
Bunny hair.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Where do Eagles send their children to study?
The Alpha birds.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
What did the fish say when he got to the dam?
"Dam water."
"Dam!"
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the “utter” side.
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
Who knows and who cares?