Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Animal Jokes
What do you call an ass thatโs a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! ๐ฆ
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
What is a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl๐ฆ
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
You look like a cat.
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
