Animal jokes
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Memes
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How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
When do cows moo? Moosday.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
I am starting a frog cult now!
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!