Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Memes
W dog
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"