Animal jokes
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Why did the turtle start flying? He was on a jet.
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What do you call a bear with no ear?
B.