Animal jokes
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Memes
Me ND my kitty
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.