Animal jokes
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Memes
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!