Animal jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
A no flyer.
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
Ohh my god, it's a dinosaur with a huge ass mothafuckin' noseeee!!!!
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To become roadkill.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Watch this dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM8gBVjVTaQ
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.