What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Animal Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not?
Q: How would a chicken leave?
A: Through the exit.
A tortoise was in a dry pool along with some geese. The tortoise said that they could carry him to a fresh pool. Then the geese flew through the air holding the tortoise. The tortoise was about to say something, but fell and died.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
What should I call a burger?
A cow burger.
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
What did the buffalo say to the buffalo's son?
"Bi-son."
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
Why did the baby cow cross the road?
To find its mom who has the milk.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
