Animal jokes
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What turns green to red in a flick of a switch?
A frog in a blender.
What eats nuts and bolts? A squirrel that’s running late!
Why did the squirrel ask for a pay raise?
He was paid peanuts.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Memes
cat..............Just a cat here
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I bought her another, identical one.
She just screamed at me and said: “What am I meant to do with two dead dogs?!?”
Why didn't the octopus get a tent? Because it had tentacles.
What did the fox say to the fire?
You look hot!
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other site? Ah hah hah hah hah!
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Dog: Woof!
Butcher: Say less.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Why didn't the dog want to play football??
'Cause he was a boxer!
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.