Animal jokes
Tongue twister: Through three cheese trees Three free fleas flew. While these three fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze; freezy trees made these tree's cheese freeze.
That's what made these three fleas sneeze. 👍😀
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
7000+ bats.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
Holy cow!