What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Animal Jokes
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
