Animal jokes

They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!

They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!

Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.

Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?

A. A Billy Goose.

What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!

I called my dog 5 miles.

Today, I fawn over my miles.

What did the female dog say to the mirror?

Hi, bitch!

What is the difference between babies and dogs?

I don't eat dog parts.

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.

You look like a cat.

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.

I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?

It was called Fall-adelphia.

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

What did the horses say to the donkeys?

"Jackasses, please like!"

What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!