Animal jokes
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Memes
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To check in on his flat mate.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.