Animal jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Grounded beef.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
What did the horses say to the donkeys?
"Jackasses, please like!"