Animal jokes
What do cheetahs say?
"Cheese-ah!"
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!