Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.