Animal jokes
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion!! 🦁
In a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo...
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
Memes
I’m new
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh---
MOOOO!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to the bitch house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
I just watched a program about beavers.
It was the best dam program I’ve ever seen!
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!