Animal jokes
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
I am mis-steak.
Memes
Anime memes replaced by breaking bad
What do you call a pig?
Pig.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
Boy: Crap, I hit a deer.
Girl: Awe... I guess it’s not so much of a dear.
Boy: ...
Boy: Get the hell out!
What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull-dozer.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
What do you say to a pig with no nose? You have n'ought a snout!
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.