Animal jokes
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
Shorse
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What has a dog?
People.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!