Animal jokes
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!