Animal jokes
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Memes
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
I love ❤️ dogs.
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!