Animal jokes
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
7000+ bats.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!