Animal jokes
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
I called my dog 5 miles.
Today, I fawn over my miles.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
They killed a whole family of crows... It was a murder!
They killed a bunch of ravens... What a conspiracy!
my cats dunking on Micheal Jordan
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
I love ❤️ dogs.
What has a dog?
People.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
Wy can't a dinosaw ror? Becase it losed it's voucal kord.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What did the female dog say to the mirror?
Hi, bitch!
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
What did the bull say to the bullfighter?
What's the "matador?"