What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Animal Jokes
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
The chicken is so fat.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! ππ π‘π¦π¦π¦π¦ππ¦
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but how they got in there's the real mystery!
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why wasnβt the frog πΈ crying?
Because he was hoppy.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion π¦.
I love my dog, Sadie.
