Animal jokes
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
Memes
Goosebumps
Q: What did one snake say to the other?
A: Nothing because they are both dead.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
The chicken is so fat.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! ππ π‘π¦π¦π¦π¦ππ¦