Animal jokes
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
Yo mama so fat, if she buys a fur coat, the WHOLE SPECIES will become extinct!
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3