I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Animal Jokes
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
