Animal jokes
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it?
Mosscow
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
JAW don't know sh*t!
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
Memes
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
Why can’t you play games with cats? Because they always ‘cheetah’.
You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."