Animal jokes
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You poke it on.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
When did I wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
I love my dog, Sadie.
When your mom comes in at night then sees your... sleeping, but sees something moving, so she gets a chair and whacks it, then she says, "I thought it was a mouse."
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear.
JAW don't know sh*t!
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What do you call a dog with no legs?
...You can't call it anything. It won't come to you.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.