Animal jokes
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
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What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd.
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost!
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay kid's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
Why did the duck get arrested? Because he was selling quack.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.