Animal jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"